Internet, if I may be so bold? STOP YOUR WHINING. Seriously. (If you absolutely must whine, make it charming. By which I mean, “Be Oscar Wilde.” There, you see? Easier just to avoid it all.) This means you. And me. Whining’s ugly. It makes you look lazy and ungrateful. If you’ve got nothing nice or real, or real nice, to say, then say nothing. I’ve managed to do it once or twice. Gonna go try it some more now.